Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop?
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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Published Sources for Quotations Above:
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From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
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In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
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in "She Said What? Interviews With Newspapaer Columnists"
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In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
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In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
