Famous Creative Women Quotations from . . .

Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996) born on Feb 21
US "journalist, author, humorist". "She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976."
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F
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

R
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
A
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. . . .
N
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
K
I do not participate in a sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

 



Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:  "In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988."
R: "From "Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File," an collection of quotations from the Internet."
A: ""If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What am I Doing in the Pits?," 1978."
N: "In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989."
K: On skiing.


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