Between the late late show at night and Dave Garroway in the morning, why, it seems like there ain't much time."

When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together -- wham -- like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle."

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet."

Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it."

If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it."