"Brevity may be the soul of wit, but not when someone's saying "I love you.""

"Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational -- but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?"

"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."

"One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again."

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces.